The Funny Side of our 40th President

Ronald Reagan was known for his sense of humor. This was apparent even after the assassination attempt in which he remarked that “I hope you are all Republicans”. After waking up from surgery, the President was also witty enough to ask who was minding the store. A few other funny remarks have been recorded over the years, many of which are still humorous even today. Here are a few of the more famous Reagan quotes taken by darnfunnyonline for you to enjoy:
On Clint Eastwood running for mayor of Carmel, California: “”What makes him think a middle-aged actor, who’s played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?”
After a media storm surrounding the fact that he was not awakened for five hours after a national emergency:”I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency — even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting.”
Reagan also took some lighthearted jabs at Congress during his time in the Oval office:
”I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.”
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."
"Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end, and no sense of responsibility at the other."
Reagan also used humor to show voters how he might be a better candidate for President of the United States. During his 1980 campaign, he remarked: "Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his."









